To All The Cars I've Loved Before

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We have a breaking news update from Christian.

Do you have any idea what the world's biggest challenge is, CarsLoved.com aficionados? Hint: it isn't geo-politics. It isn't the trade surplus. It isn't even genetically modified sweet potatoes or e coli in your spinach! Nay, Planet Earth, it isn't any of those things. The greatest problem facing mankind is all the time we waste on trunk latch mechanisms. Yes, studies show it's true! so many hours and days wasted on this vexing and difficult problem. Lives ruined just because trunk latch mechanisms are failing left and right. What to do, what to do? Can humanity find an answer?

Duct tape to the rescue! YET AGAIN. I was cruising through the parking lot of the local sporting goods store with my kids when the answer became oh so clear. This person will lead us to the promised land of no more kvetching over trunk latches. Just tape it and escape it, that's what my old man used to say. Why, if Henry Hill had used this simple solution during the Lufthansa cash heist during the opening credits of "Goodfellas", he'd still be out on the loose. Truth. 

Just another clever solution to an impossible problem brought to you by a smart guy with duct tape and offered to the world by your roving CarsLoved investigative journalists. When news breaks, we tape it.This report filed by Christian, from the Automotive Adhesives Beat.